I hereby challenge Whale Wager to a "post off"

[NES]

Unless you fear my superior posting abilities, then of course I understand if you feel the need to ignore the challenge and continue hiding behind your buttbuddy Yandek the dick yanker.

The only terms of the Face Off are that it must be done here at the Rx so that it doesnt end up getting deleted or locked once I start crushing you.

 

[whalewager]

what are the rules

Yandek says hello and he says that he wishes you werent so sensitive.

Yandek says to me the other day, "I am not to be fucked with"

 

[whalewager]

btw

whale wager is one word

 

[NES]

what are the rules?

The rules are simple, make the most kick ass post ever in a thread. Similar to the game of "H.O.R.S.E." in basketball one person will make a post, and the other must match or beat the previous post. We will flip a coin to see who goes first.

Yandek says hello and he says that he wishes you werent so sensitive.

Yandek says to me the other day, "I am not to be fucked with"

Yankdick is a pasty faced pastrami eating motherfucker, and If I catch him alone on an unmoderated forum I will eat his asshole out and spit it down his throat. Worse decision you ever made giving that kid moderator abilities. Real men dont delete, tell Yandek that for me.

 

[whalewager]

no because you can write poetry and that part of my brain doesnt work very well

 

[NES]

Tails, you go first.

 

[whalewager]

heads, you go second

 

[NES]

Soooooooo I was thinking about starting a Sports Forum, do you have any solid advice on the subject so I can fade you? I'm especially interested in tips in regard to the moderator selection process.

 

[whalewager]

sooooooo, i was thinking of becoming an adult skateboarder with an infant at home....you have any advice on the subject so I can kill myself?

 

[whalewager]

want me to go again while you are thinking?

 

[NES]

Want me to think while you are going again?

 

[whalewager]

thats what she said

 

[NES]

yeah then Yandek deleted it, now nobody knows what she said

 

[whalewager]

right before barman mowed it

 

[NES]

right before he got paid to mow it, for yandek unfortunately it was a condition of his "grounding" along with cleaning up his room, and no Fantasy baseball for a week.

 

[whalewager]

you have been reading my forum...a lot

 

[NES]

I have been riding your mom....a lot

 

[whalewager]

you have been riding a cremation vase?

 

[NES]

No, been too busy creamating on yo face

 

[NES]

Current standings:

NES: H

WW: HOR